Thursday, January 12, 2012

Janyouwary 999

Janyouwary 999
Noise is to be minimal bags kept off the grounds are wet it is raining those cats and dogs outside it brings this place into the Mental Ward Zone the people here inside this place so Gay but very unhappy today. One of the Ladies spoke with me at length and suggessted she would attend the next City Councilmans meeting to tell them what she thinks. BULLFEATHORS let them eat cake send them a message from eye see the problem from this side. Here is the illustrated dew gums flapping from side to side brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaap brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaap did ewe get it yet BURR WRAP BURR WRAP. BULLEYEFEATHORS

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

three

three
one is the beginning of time was the garden of eden adam and his eve they cleaned the place of vegetation they swept the planet clean
two is the middle earth
pollution is the key to a deviles kingdom the earth is almost null and void the use of this place is given to the noise of the creation of the consumable goods the price of using trees for books and the aweful certainty that GOD himself must be getting angry at the overuse of the plastic trash on the earth today is made of mice and men leaving trash
three is the title of this piece of bargain basement laminated in the newly painted bird cages of the mostly rich and famous aces reading is the key to writing poetry
one two three one two three one two three still makes sense to me
three

Monday, November 14, 2011

Second Hand ROse

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Carpet bagger and rug layer. A man carrying a huge large trash bag full of carpet wearing a wig under a hat (layer) . Second story man. He got tired of telling the first story over and over so he made a second story to tell us. Jimmy. A man inside a bar drinking old crow. Jimmy. Try again. A man in an Old Crow bar. Tommy Gun. A large wooden handle machine gun popular in World War Two used mostly by the British but stolen by the Americans used mostly to kill the Germans. Sten. Oh. A phonographer. A phonetical speller a phonatic a cell phone user. A Cell oh profane wrapper singing a blond joke she will be in her cell later if she is needed laughing out loud text messaging and redialing rebooting at the Payless Shoe Store. Flip Flops. Small Children in public not able to walk correcting the steps falling on the rug. Laminated Cards. Decks half full missing the needed cards of the opponent also see stacking the deck. WOW look at all those empty boxes he is stacking the deck. Second Hand ROse. A girl on the street wearing her sisters hand me downs a trollop an orphan a bed pan maker see all the pans on the corner the poor people use them for beds they get them second hand. A rope climber can be anyone climbing a rope. A ROPE Climber is also a person whom climbs a ROPE only to simply dissarrear while A rose by any other namme is only second hand.

Friday, April 8, 2011

EIght Poems For NPM


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YardofGraves
eye did measure off the Land picked the spot for house turned this then that could not pay the asking price for more is what they wish for there is never the place to be the center without too much of the fixtures of the more those ties of binding to the world eye stepped some more to find the world is not for such the man to be as eye found the Yard of graves here where everybody goes eye found the Pilgrims hideaway from night eye live to search the graveyard for the men who choose to fight they kiss the son goodbye the world is changing now once more the radiation comes to grow the mice to men the new generation is the radiation eyes mice growing up to men in some new strange disguise of life sitting upright to the tables where the Japanese men used to live is mice now turning purple from the radiation leaks from the busted outdated nuclear fission plants they rule the world of men the mice will get the coffee get the rice they will even get the women they seem nice no one will even notice all the mice


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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

MerryXXXMAs

MerryXXXMAs

winter


MerryXXXMAs
Christmas song paroDay.*
Here comes the Christmas Day.
(song title goes here ici)
d~~~~~~~b
The Lieberry is closing the best friend is missing the girlfriend is gone the emails is blocked by the system
Just listen
The wonderful present would be the emails
from you to me eye wish for nothing much more then my friends by the score
how wrong eye feel now not to give more of myself
to your generous spouse he would not let me go lonesomely out of my mind
he would remind ewe to send me the you tube
or just the inbox messages eye crave
some touch from you Dearling you love me its true
so Happy Christmas to you
Happy Christmas to minions
the ewes to you all
the Merry the blest
the oldest the newest the rest.
Here comes the first Suns Rays.
Here comes the Christmas Day.
ppps* ed.note.ed sung to the tune*
*Wait the intergnet is too slow to stream now

Monday, September 27, 2010

WAHTSinnaNAMME

WAHTSinnaNAMME

winter
today is brought to ewe bye the letter see

Chapeau chattel chipper ching charles charlie chilly chile chillie charlax chard charlock chordite chuckles chuck chock Charlemagne chantelle chuff chaff chafe chintillate chin chine chino china cilly okay this is a little bit of filler opening a web page on the internet with a mouse laptop pad can be painfull and rather difficult so bare with me as eye try to explain this to the laymen you must move the mouse around by moving finger on the pad sort of like a WALDO you will see the ARROW on the screen you must learn to move the arrow thing. Hover over the icon the e for the internet explorer and just sort of tap the mouse pad usually twice in one row. When you get the search engine you will hear the whine. Then you must type the magic words into the box. Unless you are a familiar to a witch you will have to add the http thing. Do the dot come thing at the end. Now you are ready for what ails you. Happy hunting ground.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Gâteau de croustillant

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Un homme peut manger son gâteau de croustillant et le souci pas au sujet du destin du tout s'émiette pendant qu'ils dégringolent du gâteau pour tomber au plancher ou même au pantalon de la blessure de l'homme ainsi de la marche à la maison de journalier.

Le pain avec des écrous est comme le mauvais juste que le gâteau de croustillant il tombe en morceaux et fait inquiéter l'homme qu'il soit juste un davantage désordre.



Oeil accédé le continuum de temps pour le métier stellaire ils doivent arriver en moments à l'epilate la terre et tous les habitants le meurtre inutile qu'ils sont devenu est venu à l'attention des observateurs et ils doivent être détruits cependant nous immobile économiser les gardons et les étudier pour eux sont les créatures curieuses tout comme l'ourself. Ils peuvent survivre rayonnement et de phase a jeté les souffles atomiques qu'ils régneront bientôt la terre encore.





L'oeil a mangé mon pain d'écrou et le bidon d'a d'épinards pas à la différence de Popeye mais juste d'une marque différente.



Il y avait de la salade d'oeufs pas à la différence de la sorte de storebought encore.



Les gardons près de mon vaisseau spatial sont énormes ils alimentent sur le rayonnement.



Quelques grenouilles obtenues lâches ils sont de six pouces de large et beaucoup trop de grands pour des grenouilles.



L'Arizonians ne notera jamais ce que nous avons fait POUR METTRE SUR CRIC là des lapins qu'elles ont toujours étés à oreilles plutôt grand ?



La boue dans le lavage loge trop d'oeil AM de serpents à sonnettes inquiété maintenant des voisins trop petits du chien.



La délégation de la Chine à la fonction large de planète est venue pendant que légèrement une surprise pour moi oeil se rappelait que le CHI elle était mon ami sur CYGNA trois qu' elle aime jouer le souffle scrabble sur son ordinateur. Les personnes de la terre sont prêtes pour partir il.



Observez à gauche ma maison d'ALPHA aucun et êtes venu pour mettre à la terre en 1954. Le navire choisi du mon entrent mort du meurtre l'après-midi comment peut mon DIEU vouloir je les pardonne encore tellement bientôt pour vouloir que je parte d'une certaine façon fétide du départ tel que la mort en mettant le feu au peloton ou même la torture le taillent juste enlèvent au loin la tête et la laissent étendue pour les gardons im maintenant juste le gâteau de croustillant la miette de tous observateurs.



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A man can eat his crumble cake and worry not about the fate of all the crumbles as they tumble from the cake to fall to floor or even pants of man so sore from walking home from every day.

Bread with nuts is just as bad as crumble cake it falls apart and causes man to worry that he is just one more mess.

Eye accessed the time continuum for the stellar craft they are due to arrive in moments to epilate the earth and all inhabitants the useless murder they have become has come to the attention of the watchers and they must be destroyed however we will still save the roaches and study them for they are curious creatures much like ourself. They can survive radiation and live threw the atomic blasts they will soon rule the earth again.



Eye ate my nut bread and a can of spinach not unlike Popeye’s but just a different brand.

There was some egg salad not unlike the storebought kind again.

The roaches near my spaceship are huge they are feeding on the radiation.

A few frogs got loose they are six inches wide and much too tall for frogs.

The Arizonians will never notice what we have done to there JACK rabbits they have always been rather large eared?

The mud in the wash houses too many rattlesnakes eye am worried now about the neighbors too small of dog.

The China delegation to the planet wide function came as somewhat a surprise to me eye remembered CHI she was my friend on CYGNA Three she loves to play scrabble blast on her computer. People of the Earth get ready to depart it.

Eye left my home of ALPHA None and came to Earth in 1954. The chosen vessel of my enter died of murder in the afternoon how can my GOD want me to forgive them again so soon to want me to depart in some foul manner of departure such as Death by firing squad or even torture just lop it off remove the head and leave it lay for the roaches im now just the crumble cake the crumb of all the watchers.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

A Drunk

A Drunk


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I am sober

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He was already in the traffic when I saw him.

Walking oh so carefully.

Carrying something in his sack.

Only GOD knows what.

Threading through the traffic;

Looking right at me.

He held up his hand as if to stop the cars,

and yes they did they let him come,

over to the sidewalk where I stand.

He was not too clean and I could see that,

shiny pants as if they had been worn

more than just today,a while,a week,

mabe more.

Are you all right he said as if he could help me.

I just kept walking, a nickel in my pocket.

Knowing that nothing he had would help me anyway.

He is ADrunk today.



Charles R Hice



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