bright nights big city lights

bright nights big city lights

July 7, 2015 at 9:31am

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bright nights big city lights

bright nights big city lights

bright nights big city lights
it never interested me there was no brain wave to go to the Big Apple would eye just be the smallest worm in pain the boy who never made it big no toys a box to hold my begging cup and screen reader for my phone no way the city can be huge and not hold the interest of the eye do not need the sky scraping my behind the buildings is the alley trash cans banging port o lets hanging upside down no one uses them they use the area for warfare not a homeless shelter just the sidewalk asphalt jungle much like a dog laying without a bone the people have no home are refused the money that they need the pennies spilling out of cups not used for much they have a vacant look a porch on a closed business with a blanket torn from hands of drunks not needed when its wet they kick the covers off the bottles fill with bugs no wine from the store can stop the pain of being homeless in a city made of iron and windows closed on streets the first floor lobby only screens with robot faces shaking no way none of you are sleeping inside brother can you spare a dime uninflated to a penny over time the cup will hold a dollar only buys another cup of woe be unto the city that ignores the poor and caters only to the rich they fight with god when they fight the ditch
bright nights big city lights

MEntal MEntality

MEntal MEntality

December 29, 2013 at 3:19pm

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MEntal MEntality ME ME get it now ???

MEntal MEntality
MEntal MEntality
we wish life could be lived more then once
some people need to live twice
once the wrong way
than once more to get it right
but never thrice
three times would bring more error
the second time of life would stop the wrong done in the first
and death would be not feared as much as it is now
the written in stone things they did to us
those bullies were a holy terror
in the second life would be no hurts
and death would not be feared as much as it is now
the poor among us rich in this decay
why cannot our lives just be this way
and death would not be feared as much as it is now
but thought is not the life we live
and words have yet to give
the power of the life we live
and death would not be feared as much as it is now
MEntal MEntality

Poets were

Charles Robert Hice

5 hours ago

Poets were
Poets were
they were alive not dead at least once in there lifetime respective poets
some of them were not even religious
some of them did not rhyme words into namby pamby poetry
some of the poets wrote real fine poetry using forms that had lines and breaks and syllables counting mistakes
they wrote ideas and used tools they made modern day poets use rules
they danced and they pranced into the history books
they gave the mirrored dirty looks
they toiled and they spun working for fun more then money
they kept the work hidden some of them got found out and were taken to the publishing house
poets were a dime a dozen
thick as thieves and twice as fast
they made the words come alive they made the words dance
now they are gone but the words they live on
Poets were — in Tallahassee, FL.

infantile delivery

infantile delivery

December 3, 2013 at 11:37am

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infantile delivery infantile delivery I have been goo and boo hoo above the heads of my listeners the readers have spoken tick tock tick tock by the amount of time spent on these missives coo coo choo choo they say oh look how cute and dimples for a smile real baby talk is gibberish and meaningless some people shall remain nameless they talk baby talk to the dogs and cats it sounds something like this ah ah ou ou oi oi jio jio giggle and then thay smile and wink and nod and say the cat she understood me infantile delivery

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K_Ov-vCqvvOgtLnFaxaG3CsjvO1pdD2wQBhOL35JYt0/pub

infantile delivery
infantile delivery
I have been goo and boo hoo above the heads of my listeners
the readers have spoken tick tock tick tock by the amount of time spent on these missives coo coo choo choo
they say oh look how cute and dimples for a smile
real baby talk is gibberish and meaningless
some people shall remain nameless
they talk baby talk to the dogs and cats
it sounds something like this
ah ah ou ou oi oi jio jio giggle
and then thay smile and wink and nod and say the cat she understood me
infantile delivery

Mye Day Thursaday

Charles Robert Hice

27 minutes ago

Mye Day Thursaday
Mye Day Thursaday
for ewe
morning was a noise of people parking cars coming to work at the building next door eye had fallen asleep at the lieberry again under the roof to escape the rain it had only sprinkled but eye moved otherwise eye would have been awake there is a long walk and then it happened not every day and not always when eye wish there was a cup of coffee on the street sitting pretty on a newspaper stand left by a commuter intent on getting his or her trolley ride always in a hurry this coffee was so good because of the surprise of finding it so early and on time eye zig zag the streets to save time trying to get to McDonalds to get my coffee it is only 55p with a refill its a good price and a nice place HORROR the coffee machine was broken eye stared behind the counter in disbelief and told another man to go to Wendys and so now eye went outside there was a empty cup and one beside it eye inched up to it and stared hard at a full cup the coffee was cold and old but so nice to find another miricle in mye day thursaday
two cups and not a penny spent thrifty is mye namme
for she who waits for charlax
for you
Mye Day Thursaday

heaven rains

heaven rains 

 Angels stand on nothing it looks like a Choir robed all in white while they sing the sound is so beautiful it looks like flight and sounds like heaven raining down the steps unseen the building behind them must be behind those heaven gates they swing the music like nothing ever heard on earth before it praises them it edifies there GOD above the throne looks down and somewhere standing there upon the right hand of the GOD the Jesus dressed for the final battle smiles he sees me in perplexion the mortal coil in danger of reflection why is this allowed to me to see this vision of my GOD and why just singing it seems so strang to see this vision of the Angels singing above me in the winter heaven rains the smile of Jesus while eye quake in fear the sheep though lost in thought is quickly picking up a stick like Moses eye leaned heavily upon my staff and chaffed at yoke of GOD while my mind tried despiritly to pull this music into reality but failed to discern the content of the happiness of GOD while heaven rains the happiness of GOD the smile of Jesus the moment of my wisdom in the desert came to me from HIM who made the elements and brings to me the heaven rains the music of the Angels standing in the Clouds the Building steps under them quite beautiful to imagine them the Alabaster marble and the clear sea tones escaping to my ears can not contain the melodies of GOD while heaven rains upon the brow of this lost son 
 CharlaX crying for the heaven rains above

Broken Tryst

Broken Tryst

This needs to be penned forever in all your minds who is a form of how do you expect to be called Christians when you refuse services to the poor and homeless poet for the worry pain and suffering you have caused him are already enough to get you in trouble with my Jesus when he comes from the Sky to take us to the Bye and Bye he might ask you why  you used his name then did not complete your tasks for him you see he warns us not to live as rich people live in fancy church rooms with poor services cars and money fine dining every day who do you think you are to refuse me a letter from a friend the only way eye have to receive anything dont take a blessed thing from me and still pretend to Christian be the envoy of the Lord you will have to change your Job for even volunteers must be examples to the flock do not be so quick to Judge a man used to being robbed might get angry quick when Mail Room mail is kept from him the friday person did not look real good in stacks of missing not presented but what made this christian angry was the wednesday crowd of not even looking just dismissing then the added worry of the banning person quite ready to ban me from the sloppy services not really even being provided to me all in all not a good way to run a Church Business is only the Broken Tryst of Jesus and this poet CharlaX will get even with you Stephan nammed them all the stoners will be bricked up in the wall for Stephan has the comfort now the Broken Tryst must fall

April Seven Poetry

April Seven Poetry

April Seven Poetry

The Secrets of the Universe

or rename the planets

One the hidden magnifier this can be a pocket magnifier upon the hillside it will ignite a leaf it will light a leaf on fire if you have the patience of a saint and time to unlock secrets on the UNiverse eye have done this lots of times making sure to be carefully endowed hopine girls were looking past the crowd the name of Mercury is now Magnify

this first item is best used with tweezers rhymes with geezer make it secret it appears as iff you are making fire out of nothing but the leaf itself this gives you an Indian honor a dubious recognition they might even call you a wizard let you sit at the tribal fire or torture you

Two Goober Nuts

Food is scarce in the field there is usually nuts sometimes small berries on a bush hangging you might pretend to have peanuts but everyone usually has Filberts until overuse might prevent nurture and abuse two differant things you should carry Jars of peanut butter plastic coated Goober Nuts at least two the name of Venus is now Goober this is about FOOD people not sex not the gutteral form of the past

Three Crosses for Easter

Religion is rather difficult for the saved differ from the unsaved the difference is not the vernacular or the nomenclature or the appearances of anyone but what happened one day in Rome was built the three crosses on a hill outside the City of Jerusalem they took three men one of them repentent one of them the scoffer one of them was GOD upon the Cross of wooden suffering HE died to save us all this year on Easter please remember this little poem of our LORD was slain a sacrifice between two men the three crosses held a thief he cursed and cried why dont you save us iff you are who you say you are ??? the other said OH no do not talk to HIM this way he hung hus head and cried WE both are guilty of this thing they do nothing wrong in doing this to us but Jesus he is not the one they should have let him go he has done the NOTHING wrong. LORD he cried with a loud voice Remember me when you get to Paradise Jesus looked down upon the repentent man and promised him This Day shall you be with me and then he gave a loud Cry and gave up the Holy Ghost and died. The other man died along with the repentant one and Jesus his fate is less then certain oh where will he reside behind the curtain. Mars is now called Cross.
Four Secret things of Friendship

a trusted secret a love an indiscretion an ability these four things mixed up in tithing on the Earth is not about the money but the worth the old green things of Earth the future tied to past the found love the loss of the trust gets lost when the indescretion comes then goes into the ability to find the love again the Earth is now called Friend

Five Golden Rings

should eye speak to them of other planets circling round the other suns the red ones ancient life forms revolve slowing to the end of time seeking a new home perhaps they visit us informing Angels of our Ancestral home the ships taking so long across space to arrive the podular creatures no threat to our survival they add to the space junk outside the orbit of our sun they glide these dead monoliths arrive and orbit Earth they each one of them glint and glide no hint of the size of these things circle us like huge GOlden Rings they glide from space we look like a huge Giant Beehive now to others of the kind of Aliens that fill the Universe and Thrive they leave home to Conquer worlds but sleep forever Golden Rings on someones threshhold of existances not even seen unless its only glimpses like a reflection of a Golden Ring the sun bouncing all the signals into space falls to the Earth and they should finally be the Answer to the End of Time was only Spacecraft falling from the Sky as swiftly as the Five GOlden Orbits of the Five GOlden Rings across the Void of Space they fall

Saturn is called the Golden Ring

Read SPotted Pinocchio

Six red painted spots on the puppet one red dot on the end of the nose of pinocchio tells lies just to see his nose grow long he laughs a bad little boy not understanding what he is doing his master frowns down extending the ropes allowing him even more freedom to do wrong but hoping in his chest he will do the right things the red spots on his elbows the red spots on his knees and the one hidden on the bottom of one of his feet Gillespie did this so the puppet would always be his for he created him to be his little boy and when these six spots came to life the old man almost came to being the puppet for the boy was now his heart Jupiter is now the Read Dot

The Seven Hills of Rome

Rome to Greece to America to Egypt to Mud to Bricks to Straw

Each segment of the earth worm makes up the biggest thrill of all the Mayan Grace the time is gone 2012 hath come the world will end the sky will fall the greatest love of all will call who who who is coming who who who will be revealed is it Moses or Adam God or Jesus called the Christ dwelling on the Seven Hills of Rome

Uranus is now called Rome

April Seven Poetry

Six One Six Two Six Three

SIX ONE SIX TWO SIX THREE

sea green peas in cans of solyant brown and green again against the gristle from the meal might be my poor Uncle Tom the Cabin boy is gone or Remus the rabbit bone was hard with barbs like bone sticking in my mouth just glad eye did not swallow it living poor and all alone this accident decided me to write this tome a poem a pome a incidental mess made in the field they love the green and brown of peas in pod cans cans of pods chopped with choppers chopping chipping chirping people not included exclude the people from the peas let them not be found in cans of green and brown of solyant peas poor Uncle Sam stop including victims of the war torn strife in the pea split soup the noise is definitely defiantly deafing me give me lots of cow products from the sea horses let the read mete out the words of justixposition north then south then west then east lima bean porknbean baked bean white tasteless bean human bean left out. Fill in the blank little boys and girls please do not add my Uncle ___ to the can of Solyant Peas. Now count with me to Six One Six Two Six Three

Janyouwary 999

Janyouwary 999

Janyouwary 999

Noise is to be minimal bags kept off the grounds are wet it is raining those cats and dogs outside it brings this place into the Mental Ward Zone the people here inside this place so Gay but very unhappy today. One of the Ladies spoke with me at length and suggessted she would attend the next City Councilmans meeting to tell them what she thinks. BULLFEATHORS let them eat cake send them a message from eye see the problem from this side. Here is the illustrated dew gums flapping from side to side brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaap brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaap did ewe get it yet BURR WRAP BURR WRAP. BULLEYEFEATHORS

three

three

three

one is the beginning of time was the garden of eden adam and his eve they cleaned the place of vegetation they swept the planet clean

two is the middle earth

pollution is the key to a deviles kingdom the earth is almost null and void the use of this place is given to the noise of the creation of the consumable goods the price of using trees for books and the aweful certainty that GOD himself must be getting angry at the overuse of the plastic trash on the earth today is made of mice and men leaving trash

three is the title of this piece of bargain basement laminated in the newly painted bird cages of the mostly rich and famous aces reading is the key to writing poetry

one two three one two three one two three still makes sense to me

three

Second Hand ROse

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1yTf3joNihreJFht9hJb-7TmkeNWbJd-2w444X_84XDs

Second Hand ROse

Carpet bagger and rug layer. A man carrying a huge large trash bag full of carpet wearing a wig under a hat (layer) . Second story man. He got tired of telling the first story over and over so he made a second story to tell us. Jimmy. A man inside a bar drinking old crow. Jimmy. Try again. A man in an Old Crow bar. Tommy Gun. A large wooden handle machine gun popular in World War Two used mostly by the British but stolen by the Americans used mostly to kill the Germans. Sten. Oh. A phonographer. A phonetical speller a phonatic a cell phone user. A Cell oh profane wrapper singing a blond joke she will be in her cell later if she is needed laughing out loud text messaging and redialing rebooting at the Payless Shoe Store. Flip Flops. Small Children in public not able to walk correcting the steps falling on the rug. Laminated Cards. Decks half full missing the needed cards of the opponent also see stacking the deck. WOW look at all those empty boxes he is stacking the deck. Second Hand ROse. A girl on the street wearing her sisters hand me downs a trollop an orphan a bed pan maker see all the pans on the corner the poor people use them for beds they get them second hand. A rope climber can be anyone climbing a rope. A ROPE Climber is also a person whom climbs a ROPE only to simply dissarrear while A rose by any other namme is only second hand.

EIght Poems For NPM

YardofGraves

YardofGraves

eye did measure off the Land picked the spot for house turned this then that could not pay the asking price for more is what they wish for there is never the place to be the center without too much of the fixtures of the more those ties of binding to the world eye stepped some more to find the world is not for such the man to be as eye found the Yard of graves here where everybody goes eye found the Pilgrims hideaway from night eye live to search the graveyard for the men who choose to fight they kiss the son goodbye the world is changing now once more the radiation comes to grow the mice to men the new generation is the radiation eyes mice growing up to men in some new strange disguise of life sitting upright to the tables where the Japanese men used to live is mice now turning purple from the radiation leaks from the busted outdated nuclear fission plants they rule the world of men the mice will get the coffee get the rice they will even get the women they seem nice no one will even notice all the mice

http://charlax.blogspot.com/2011/04/8poems-for-npm-yardofgraves.html

MerryXXXMAs

MerryXXXMAs




MerryXXXMAs
Christmas song paroDay.*
Here comes the Christmas Day.
(song title goes here ici)
d~~~~~~~b
The Lieberry is closing the best friend is missing the girlfriend is gone the emails is blocked by the system
Just listen
The wonderful present would be the emails
from you to me eye wish for nothing much more then my friends by the score
how wrong eye feel now not to give more of myself
to your generous spouse he would not let me go lonesomely out of my mind
he would remind ewe to send me the you tube
or just the inbox messages eye crave
some touch from you Dearling you love me its true
so Happy Christmas to you
Happy Christmas to minions
the ewes to you all
the Merry the blest
the oldest the newest the rest.
Here comes the first Suns Rays.
Here comes the Christmas Day.
ppps* ed.note.ed sung to the tune*
*Wait the intergnet is too slow to stream now

WAHTSinnaNAMME

WAHTSinnaNAMME


today is brought to ewe bye the letter see

Chapeau chattel chipper ching charles charlie chilly chile chillie charlax chard charlock chordite chuckles chuck chock Charlemagne chantelle chuff chaff chafe chintillate chin chine chino china cilly okay this is a little bit of filler opening a web page on the internet with a mouse laptop pad can be painfull and rather difficult so bare with me as eye try to explain this to the laymen you must move the mouse around by moving finger on the pad sort of like a WALDO you will see the ARROW on the screen you must learn to move the arrow thing. Hover over the icon the e for the internet explorer and just sort of tap the mouse pad usually twice in one row. When you get the search engine you will hear the whine. Then you must type the magic words into the box. Unless you are a familiar to a witch you will have to add the http thing. Do the dot come thing at the end. Now you are ready for what ails you. Happy hunting ground.

Gâteau de croustillant

Gâteau de croustillant


Un homme peut manger son gâteau de croustillant et le souci pas au sujet du destin du tout s'émiette pendant qu'ils dégringolent du gâteau pour tomber au plancher ou même au pantalon de la blessure de l'homme ainsi de la marche à la maison de journalier.

Le pain avec des écrous est comme le mauvais juste que le gâteau de croustillant il tombe en morceaux et fait inquiéter l'homme qu'il soit juste un davantage désordre.



Oeil accédé le continuum de temps pour le métier stellaire ils doivent arriver en moments à l'epilate la terre et tous les habitants le meurtre inutile qu'ils sont devenu est venu à l'attention des observateurs et ils doivent être détruits cependant nous immobile économiser les gardons et les étudier pour eux sont les créatures curieuses tout comme l'ourself. Ils peuvent survivre rayonnement et de phase a jeté les souffles atomiques qu'ils régneront bientôt la terre encore.





L'oeil a mangé mon pain d'écrou et le bidon d'a d'épinards pas à la différence de Popeye mais juste d'une marque différente.



Il y avait de la salade d'oeufs pas à la différence de la sorte de storebought encore.



Les gardons près de mon vaisseau spatial sont énormes ils alimentent sur le rayonnement.



Quelques grenouilles obtenues lâches ils sont de six pouces de large et beaucoup trop de grands pour des grenouilles.



L'Arizonians ne notera jamais ce que nous avons fait POUR METTRE SUR CRIC là des lapins qu'elles ont toujours étés à oreilles plutôt grand ?



La boue dans le lavage loge trop d'oeil AM de serpents à sonnettes inquiété maintenant des voisins trop petits du chien.



La délégation de la Chine à la fonction large de planète est venue pendant que légèrement une surprise pour moi oeil se rappelait que le CHI elle était mon ami sur CYGNA trois qu' elle aime jouer le souffle scrabble sur son ordinateur. Les personnes de la terre sont prêtes pour partir il.



Observez à gauche ma maison d'ALPHA aucun et êtes venu pour mettre à la terre en 1954. Le navire choisi du mon entrent mort du meurtre l'après-midi comment peut mon DIEU vouloir je les pardonne encore tellement bientôt pour vouloir que je parte d'une certaine façon fétide du départ tel que la mort en mettant le feu au peloton ou même la torture le taillent juste enlèvent au loin la tête et la laissent étendue pour les gardons im maintenant juste le gâteau de croustillant la miette de tous observateurs.



EN ENGLAIS

Crumble cake

A man can eat his crumble cake and worry not about the fate of all the crumbles as they tumble from the cake to fall to floor or even pants of man so sore from walking home from every day.

Bread with nuts is just as bad as crumble cake it falls apart and causes man to worry that he is just one more mess.

Eye accessed the time continuum for the stellar craft they are due to arrive in moments to epilate the earth and all inhabitants the useless murder they have become has come to the attention of the watchers and they must be destroyed however we will still save the roaches and study them for they are curious creatures much like ourself. They can survive radiation and live threw the atomic blasts they will soon rule the earth again.



Eye ate my nut bread and a can of spinach not unlike Popeye’s but just a different brand.

There was some egg salad not unlike the storebought kind again.

The roaches near my spaceship are huge they are feeding on the radiation.

A few frogs got loose they are six inches wide and much too tall for frogs.

The Arizonians will never notice what we have done to there JACK rabbits they have always been rather large eared?

The mud in the wash houses too many rattlesnakes eye am worried now about the neighbors too small of dog.

The China delegation to the planet wide function came as somewhat a surprise to me eye remembered CHI she was my friend on CYGNA Three she loves to play scrabble blast on her computer. People of the Earth get ready to depart it.

Eye left my home of ALPHA None and came to Earth in 1954. The chosen vessel of my enter died of murder in the afternoon how can my GOD want me to forgive them again so soon to want me to depart in some foul manner of departure such as Death by firing squad or even torture just lop it off remove the head and leave it lay for the roaches im now just the crumble cake the crumb of all the watchers.

A Drunk

A Drunk




I am sober



He was already in the traffic when I saw him.

Walking oh so carefully.

Carrying something in his sack.

Only GOD knows what.

Threading through the traffic;

Looking right at me.

He held up his hand as if to stop the cars,

and yes they did they let him come,

over to the sidewalk where I stand.

He was not too clean and I could see that,

shiny pants as if they had been worn

more than just today,a while,a week,

mabe more.

Are you all right he said as if he could help me.

I just kept walking, a nickel in my pocket.

Knowing that nothing he had would help me anyway.

He is ADrunk today.



Charles R Hice



Copyright ©2006 Charles Hice

A CharlaX प

A CharlaX प






A Random thought no number in the title sick halt lame cut bruised at least in ego and id called chosen subaltern. Limited in speech rough fashioned in the street and hillbilly hills of the green green grass of home. Self motivated self produced polite to a fault line but scared of real bad activity beaten into proclivity expostulating reason in the facebook of such ignoramuses as intended to belie the laws of Jesus but never rally scared. Learning on a curve is what they call it when they want the useless to advance. Give the undergod a chance and he will take it for such as one as eye can never have no romance she gives it to the beasts of Rome she drinks a bite too much and then she loses love perhaps she is a virgin still and yet twold make the heart regret the why wherefore art thousands to be told a ringing in a glen a rigging in a sail spin a spinning in a yard a yarding for a sail top. She will not even read this she is finished with the eye and yet the doubt of why has caused me to pen this this redoubting question of love. For in the final assessment of the estimate of love eye never had a chance just borrowing this word and that word there and that on over there until eye make some sort of formidable pattern like a loose leaf notebook in a quiet study room opened hurriedly intended to make room for more scratches scribbles nonsenses sounding off like a crack of doom reverberation like an echo echo still repeating echo until demeaned off in the distant wall it stops it loves. Procedure dictates to some they robot along they dit dit dit and dot dot dot almost everything they make for heaven’s sake just stop and learn again to love this is no apology but more like a wonder why she broke the only part of me that was intact she killed my heart.

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Zlast Poem

Zlast Poem






Jesus and to V.



How now brown cow.

This one is Z last for now.

I am resting on my laurels.

I am an Ambassador.

A Poet on many levels.

I have needs and wants,desires.

A lifetime to be mended.

My Lord has said to me to live,

and that is now intended.

This one is Z last for now.

How now brown cow.





Charles R Hice



Copyright ©2006 Charles Hice